1. bowlingforsoup:

    id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post

    (via spork)

  2. geeses:

    that doesn’t sound right

    (via meanplastic)


  5. illkim:

    me when a fight breaks out at school


    (via refreshes)

  7. (Source: fassyy, via unimportant)

  8. baracknobama:

    he’s disappointed in your blog

    (Source: doopstein, via crystallized-teardrops)


  9. reallyreallyreallytrying:

    yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

    (via spork)


  10. green-satan:

    trying to leave tumblr


    (via highschoolhottie)


  11. "jinkies i lost my glasses!"
    — velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via nerkmid)

    (Source: jewishsanta, via highschoolhottie)

  12. (Source: awwww-cute, via amber10115)

  13. (Source: riddlemetom, via itsmemacleod)


  14. "You attract the right things when you have a sense of who you are."
    — Amy Poehler  (via miss-isabel)

    (Source: splitterherzen, via fuzzytoothbrush)


  15. mexicanest:

    reading the first question on a test

    (Source: mexicanest, via co-ver)