2. artofseductionlxix:

    best reply ive ever seen

    (Source: arcanex, via gnarly)

  3. crusherccme:

    found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

    (via tacos-and-coffee)


  5. sobersexting:

    being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)


  6. just know that deep down nobody gives it shit that it was queued

    (Source: pau1y, via ruff-rabbits)


  7. easilyhumored:


    off to read some Harry Potter fanfiction!

    imagei am done reading Harry Potter fanfiction

    (Source: easilyhumored, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)


  8. luxvriously:

    i think broken people love the deepest

    (via phobias)


  9. genderedboy:

    "Why do you want this job?"

    Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

    (via crystallized-teardrops)


  10. countfrankula:

    i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone

    (Source: dy1anobrien, via tacos-and-coffee)

  11. (Source: tajajanel, via started)

  12. christinefriar:

    Unwilling to speak about anything but how gently this baby says “cheese” today. Thank you for understanding.

    (via ruff-rabbits)

  13. aduhm:

    it’s that time of the month

    (Source: thepowergame, via d0nn0)


  14. rnajestical:

    if we hate the same people we’re already friends

    (Source: ouijasquiji, via gnarly)

  15. (Source: dicksquadd, via ruff-rabbits)