1. When 6th graders complain about how hard school is


    (Source: ilikeusbetterwasted, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

  2. (Source: typhoidmary, via joshpeck)

  3. hoedere:


    what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

    god’s work

    (via primadonna-gay)


  4. hatervevo:


    "true beauty is within" for example opening your fridge


    (via pizza)


    1. fun first date ideas: overthrow ur government w/ the bae
  5. (Source: darkflights, via phobias)

  6. happywater:

    hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

    (via primadonna-gay)


  7. foxnewsofficial:

    they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad

    (via raenarvaexjr)


  8. inspectra:

    ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance

    (Source: superrecursive, via heliolisk)

  9. (via d0nn0)


  10. rlymax:

    hey pull my finger

    *finger detaches*

    see you in court asshole

    (via gnarly)


  11. itsmemacleod:

    How many days in a row do you have to wear the same clothes until you’re legally a cartoon?

    (via itsmemacleod)


  12. hyadain:

    when u beat a game with a sad ending image

    (via parkingstrange)

  13. (Source: versaceslut, via sorry)


  14. unacted:

    girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

    (via blondewavyhair)