1. Reblog if you’d fuck one of your followers.

     
  2. ennis-the-menace:

    takeme-garth:

    penis-hilton:

    shittier:

    sofalcondone:

    oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

    OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

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    I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life

    At first you’re like “wow good for you” and then you’re like “I spoke too soon”

    I’m laughing to hard hahahahhahahahaha

    (Source: gnomesy, via pmon3y69)

     
     

  3. oomshi:

    i need a paid break from life

    (via overfierce)

     

  4. phobias:

    if you havent done gone and listened to my playlist then you really should done gone and do it

    (via phobias)

     

  5. drewchainzzzz:

    "Hey remember that time you…"

    Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night

    (via crystallized-teardrops)

     
  6. (Source: portreyyouth, via buttsdotcom)

     
  7. divamermaid:

    literally the best gif ever.

    (Source: twentyfuckingsomething, via jellyfish-fishing)

     
  8. ms-macky:

    Caucasian Ovcharka

    • aka Caucasian Mountain Shepherds
    • aka Mini Russian Bears
    • 200 pounds of Bear hunting cuteness

    (via jellyfish-fishing)

     

  9. nothomo:

    when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav

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    (via pizza)

     
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  11. spangejiggles:

    if you ever feel stupid just know that theres a girl at my school that argued with a teacher for ten minutes that the titanic wasnt real and that it was just a movie featuring leonardo da vinci

    (via katyloveperry)

     
  12. queenofdorite:

    SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE

    (via katyloveperry)

     
  13. Orange is the New Black cast for EW

    (Source: causeallkindsoftrouble, via katyloveperry)

     
  14. troyesivan:

    and that kids is how i became a homosexual

    (via crystallized-teardrops)

     
  15. awkwardlysasstastic:

    my school’s jokes are actually getting funny

    (via katyloveperry)